{"id":42,"date":"2015-09-01T17:20:17","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T21:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theofadel.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2017-08-16T23:52:02","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T03:52:02","slug":"gnome-breaches-nashawannuck-pond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2015\/09\/01\/gnome-breaches-nashawannuck-pond\/","title":{"rendered":"Gnome Breaches Nashawannuck Pond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>EASTHAMPTON &#8212; Early this morning a clay gnome escaped from a high security studio\u00a0 by sliding through a plumbing waste pipe into the One Cottage Street canal.\u00a0 Police believe he is walking along the bottom of Nashawannuck Pond toward the Platinum Pony&#8217;s backyard booze deck. \u00a0 Residents of the nearby condominium development are advised to stay inside forever until <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gazettenet.com\/news\/townbytown\/easthampton\/18913910-95\/platinum-pony-owner-after-fire-we-built-a-home-here-in-easthampton\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">something else happens<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EASTHAMPTON &#8212; Early this morning a clay gnome escaped from a high security studio\u00a0 by sliding through a plumbing waste pipe into the One Cottage Street canal.\u00a0 Police believe he is walking along the bottom of Nashawannuck Pond toward the Platinum Pony&#8217;s backyard booze deck. \u00a0 Residents of the nearby condominium development are advised to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2015\/09\/01\/gnome-breaches-nashawannuck-pond\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gnome Breaches Nashawannuck Pond<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,9],"tags":[31,12,8,35,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":966,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/43"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}