{"id":489,"date":"2016-04-06T18:20:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T22:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theofadel.com\/?p=489"},"modified":"2017-08-16T22:16:48","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T02:16:48","slug":"princess-leia-wagon-wheels-explained-after-39-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/06\/princess-leia-wagon-wheels-explained-after-39-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Princess Leia Wagon Wheels Finally Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_494\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-494\" style=\"width: 167px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/leiagogoJung400.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-490\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-494 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/leiagogoJung400-167x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/leiagogoJung400-167x300.png 167w, https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/leiagogoJung400.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-494\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Princess Leia LEGO wig and the writings of Carl Jung are two products that can improve your brain health. They are manufactured by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.co.uk\/news\/archive\/2016-03\/16\/un-world-happiness-equality\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">first and second happiest countries in the world.<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div id='image_slideshow_holder' style='max-width:400px'><ul id='image_slideshow' class='acx_ppt acx_ppt_0 acx_ppt_uid_Organa_Donuts' style='width:400px;overflow:hidden;'><li><img src='http:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wheelsFineArt.png' title='wheelsFineArt' alt='' style='max-height:300px;width:400px;'><div class='img_prev_0 img_prev'><\/div><div class='img_next_0 img_next'><\/div><\/li><li><img src='http:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wheelsMed.png' title='wheelsMed' alt='' style='max-height:300px;width:400px;'><div class='img_prev_0 img_prev'><\/div><div class='img_next_0 img_next'><\/div><\/li><input type='hidden' id='acx_hidden_id_0' value='stop'\/><\/ul><\/div><!-- image_slideshow_holder -->\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>UPSTAIRS COLLEGE &#8212; Local researchers have discovered that Princess Leia&#8217;s iconic cinnamon buns hairdo is modeled on two large holes in the human brain. &#8220;The braided wheels are actually a volumetric analogue of the lateral ventricles&#8221; explained Dr. Noname (no-Nah-may). &#8220;We all have them. They are part of a system that washes the brain with special brain juice &#8212; the brain&#8217;s bidet. It&#8217;s most active when we sleep. This cosmotological analogue boosts it&#8217;s performance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But how to sleep, or do much of anything, with two party donuts strapped to your head? &#8220;Some<em> other <\/em>person wears them, Carrie Fisher or me, not you&#8221; said Dr. Pinky Leiago. &#8220;You see them on someone else and unconsciously imagine them on yourself.\u00a0 At a deep level you remember your own lateral ventricles. You feel good about them, not consciously, but the ventricles know you&#8217;re thinking about them and they do their job a little better. It&#8217;s not unlike a gentleman\u00a0 seeing an F-Dodge-Ram-500 p<em>ickup truck<\/em> and being unconsciously reminded of his organ. Princess Leia Organa&#8217;s donuts work in a similar way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Upstairs College has submitted a brief on Organa&#8217;s Donuts to the Jung Institute in Z\u00fcrich. &#8220;It&#8217;s new broken up ground&#8221; said Dr. Leiago. &#8220;We think Z\u00fcrich will agree that Organa&#8217;s Donuts should be included in the official cannon of Jungian archetypes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/corteflower.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-493\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-493 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/corteflower-150x150.png\" alt=\"corteflower\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; UPSTAIRS COLLEGE &#8212; Local researchers have discovered that Princess Leia&#8217;s iconic cinnamon buns hairdo is modeled on two large holes in the human brain. &#8220;The braided wheels are actually a volumetric analogue of the lateral ventricles&#8221; explained Dr. Noname (no-Nah-may). &#8220;We all have them. They are part of a system that washes the brain &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/06\/princess-leia-wagon-wheels-explained-after-39-years\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Princess Leia Wagon Wheels Finally Explained<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":945,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions\/945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}