{"id":82,"date":"2015-09-04T17:06:52","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T21:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theofadel.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2016-03-04T01:12:52","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T06:12:52","slug":"medieval-knight-trapped-in-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2015\/09\/04\/medieval-knight-trapped-in-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Medieval knight trapped in tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>EASTHAMPTON &#8212; An unidentified knight is being rescued from an old piece of poplar in a Cottage Street Studio.\u00a0 &#8220;We don&#8217;t know how he got in there&#8221; said 0.001% famous artist T. Reen Fadel who is working on the rescue &#8220;but the piece of wood is shaped kind of like a boat so maybe that has to do with anything.&#8221;\u00a0 The knight has a broken nose and is only three feet tall, but according to amateur forensic archaeologist Squilton Howell III &#8220;It&#8217;s not unusual, people were shorter in the past and almost everyone had a broken nose a thousand years ago.&#8221;\u00a0 Sharp pieces of steel are used to shave the wood <em>away<\/em> from the living knight within.\u00a0 &#8220;It&#8217;s fused to his skin&#8221; said Fadel.\u00a0 &#8220;It&#8217;s just going to take as long as it takes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EASTHAMPTON &#8212; An unidentified knight is being rescued from an old piece of poplar in a Cottage Street Studio.\u00a0 &#8220;We don&#8217;t know how he got in there&#8221; said 0.001% famous artist T. Reen Fadel who is working on the rescue &#8220;but the piece of wood is shaped kind of like a boat so maybe that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/2015\/09\/04\/medieval-knight-trapped-in-tree\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Medieval knight trapped in tree<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,9],"tags":[31,34,49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theofadel.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}